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I got a little crazy with the hair dye last night. First, I took Fire Engine Red FOR DARK HAIR ONLY highlight kit, and coated the underlayer of my haircut. Then I threw in a couple of streaks. Then, I filled in the rest with Torrids’ Audacious Red. That’s when I started getting nervous and […]
I loathe this holiday, mostly because people don’t get the difference between righteous pranking and behaving like a childish asshole. My mother (smartmouthed trickster she was) ascribed to the former school, and chose to die on April Fool’s Day eleven years ago. It was an appallingly perfect sunny day. Today, it’s a dreary, miserable day, which […]
I read too much I Can Has Cheezburger and I Has a Hotdog. This morning, I received an email entitled Mississippi Symphony Orchestra BRAVO! series 25% discount on Saturday dinner. My brain could not process Saturday. It insisted it said Caturday. Folks, I am sick and need help.